If the democrats control our society could these be future news items?

Tobacco dealer gets electric chair in California
Museum of Modern People's Art displays room full of post-modern air
Poll: Only 39% of college students know that the First Amendment guaranteed equal income
Census: US population tops 500 million; birth rate continues to decline

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M.I.T. study reveals that Founding Fathers had secret sex-change operations; should be called Founding Mothers
People's Republic of Massachusetts votes new tax on testosterone
UN issues its millionth resolution condemning Israel
New global cooling threatens advances made by global warming
Supreme People's Court: Cloning humans okay if transgender quotas are met or exceeded
Mother serving six months in jail for failing to praise her twenty year-old son for finger-painting masterpiece
Deconstructionist professor accidentally deconstructs self; evaporates in front of students

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you forgot: Americans no longer need firearms because the democrats protect working Americans. SARCASM
I hope you didn't spend much time writing those, I spent about 15 seconds reading them and I feel cheated.

Though those might be better than what we have today,

"200 die in Iraq due to car bomb"

I don't have to make up BS to show the ineptitude of the republican party, just open a news paper.
"Tobacco dealer gets electric chair in California "

No, I'm sure that Algore's tobacco-selling family would prevent that from happening.
My God, I give up. You've convinced me that Republicans are infallible geniuses!!
Oh how I would laugh if you guys actually had a democratic system.
Instead I'm sad, because people like the poster here actually control the single most powerful nation on earth.
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depressing.
I actually feel dumber for having read this.
This is a new level of stupidity on this site. You can't be that dumb can you? Please tell me you are just trying to be funny, despite the fact that it is a poor attempt at that.
You know, stupid radicals like you used to piss me off. Now I think you are just pretty damn pitiful. I feel sorry for you.
This is neither funny nor on target. You still have some things to learn about writing effective satire. Or maybe it's just that the Democrats aren't as easy to ridicule as the Republicans, and maybe I should cut you a little slack on that basis.


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